CHRISTMAS!

dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skiis, over the fields we go, bashing into trees, the snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, woke up in a hospital with staples in my head!

Chourus:
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to sing a really messed up song, Hey!
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to sing a really messed up song, Hey!

chourus:
Jingle bells, bat man smells, robin layed a gun, shot a tree and made it skii in 1981!
jingle bells, bat man smells, robin layed a gun, shot a tree and made it skii in 1981, Hey!

Dashing through the snow, I think I broke my toe, crashed into a tree, got staples in my knee! My dream ended right then, and now I feel relieved, but when I think of toes, I think of snow!

Dashing through the snow, I'm gonna pick a tree, what do you know, ran into the perfect on for me! It fell over, I started dragging it, and the perfect tree, it started attackin' me!

I love Christmas! I think that song is cool, cause it's really easy to put words to the tune.
Deck the halls with bouts of laughter! falalalalalalalala!

What is your favorite part of Christmas? I can't decide.

You should try to re-word Christmas songs. It's fun.
Tree
songs
presents
nativity
music
giving
recieving
lights
candles
an excuse for red and green
snow
snowmen
snowangels
snowball fights
snow forts
hot cocoa
a feast
food
stuffing
family
decorating
no school (this might be the best)
noses (wait...... those don't have anything to do with Christmas)
the smells
those are some good things about Christmas and to put in songs (except for noses).